Hempelopes

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The hempseed’s combination of enzymes, edestins, and amino acids produce more protein and nutrients usable to the human body than any other food known to humankind. The globulin edestin found in hemp protein boosts the immune system, and its rare essential fatty acids help lower cholesterol levels and decrease blood pressure. Because the hemp plant grows on marginal farmland, the hemp seed has probably saved more people from starvation than any other food on earth.

In a legend dating back over 500 years before Christ, Gautama Buddha revealed the Four Noble Truths and Eightfold path of Knowledge only after eating nothing but none hemp seed a day for six years.

The hemp seed contains no tetrahydrocannabinol.